Someday soon I'll make him mine

Back . . . back . . . to the very dawn of the music video era . . . from 1982 comes Bow Wow Wow's cover of "I Want Candy".

Prophecy 6

The Prophecies of Johnny Pez continue, dragging the world closer to its inevitable existential crisis:

A flaming penis will write across the firmament
Words that shine like loaded underwear
Spelling out a serious, thoughtful argument
Never before made in such detail or with such care

(continue to Prophecy 7)

Zero Hour!

Thanks to the magic of YouTube, you can now see a scene-by-scene comparison of Airplane! with Zero Hour, the film it was a remake of.



And don't call me Shirley.