National Slave Auction Day

So, what's next for the GOP after National Tea Party Day? Time to yank on another strand from American history: slavery. Because paying taxes is just like being sold into slavery, right? So that's why Republicans should follow up the Teabagging of America with a series of mock slave auctions. I've started the ball rolling with this suggestion at the GOP's Rebuild the Party site. I doubt whether the idea will catch fire, but a man can hope, can't he? And as The Editors remind us, these rats ain't gonna fuck themselves.