Messin' with the wingnuts

It's been a while now since the wingnuts had some Obama-related fake outrage to get outraged about, so I propose to help them out. The Pledge of Allegiance is always near and dear to their hearts, so that gives us our opening. We need to convince them that Congress is getting ready to rewrite the Pledge so it looks something like this:

I pledge allegiance to the great and powerful Barack Obama
Lord and master of us all
And to the republic over which he reigns
One nation, under Allah, the Compassionate, the Merciful
From whom all blessings flow
Indivisible, with no secessions allowed, not even Texas
With Sharia Law and burkas for all.

A few chain emails to set the whole thing in motion, and we'll have them all wetting themselves.