Today marks the forty-eighth birthday of the President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama II. The best birthday present our president could receive today would be if Orly Taitz, Queen Bee of Birferstan, were to appear at the White House and announce that her entire months-long legal crusade against him was simply an elaborate piece of Kaufmanesque performance art, followed by a Marilyn Monroe-style rendition of "Happy Birthday, Mr. President."
The second-best birthday present would be if the "Kenyan birth certificate" at the center of Gospazha Taitz' latest lawsuit were proved conclusively to be a forgery.
Happy birthday, Mr. President.