I've just become aware (nobody tells me anything) of a donnybrook involving the PUMA blog Hillbuzz and the liberal humor blog Rumproast. The short version (if there is such a thing) is that an obscure blogger in the UK posted personal information about the proprietor of the Hillbuzz blog, Mr. Hillb Uzz, to his own blog and in diaries on the Daily Kos and Democratic Underground. Since the obscure UK blogger occasionally commented at Rumproast, Mr. Uzz has apparently decided that Rumproast is at the center of a vast left wing conspriracy to destroy him. Mr. Uzz has responded by digging up and posting personal information about Rumproast blogger Kevin K., as well as Kevin's co-bloggers, anyone else tangentially connected to Rumproast, and anyone who shares a surname with anyone tangentially connected to Rumproast.
As it happens, the Johnny Pez blog was, through some oversight, added to the Rumproast blogroll a while back, which means that we may fall within Mr. Uzz's purview. That being the case, I would like to take this opportunity to apprise Mr. Uzz of the following facts:
1. Unlike the Rumproast blog, the Johnny Pez blog is at the center of a vast left wing conspiracy to destroy you.
2. The Johnny Pez blog is not connected to the johnnypez.com domain name, so there's no point in harrassing the owner of that site.
3. All information to the effect that the individual known as Johnny Pez is a resident of Newport, Rhode Island who owns a pair of basenji dogs is part of a clever false identity that has been built up for the specific purpose of making it impossible to identify who really runs this blog. In fact, "Johnny Pez" is part of an international cabal of Zoroastrian extremists dedicated to the complete eradication of all rival faiths and the establishment of Zoroastrianism as the One True World Religion. All the stuff about American politics and science fiction and alternate history is a deception on our part to throw the unbelievers off the trail.
4. Mr. Uzz, you have fallen into our trap. Prepare to meet your doom. BWA-HAHAHAHAAAA!
Thank you for your attention.
2 comments:
This is absolutely true. I am acquainted with the real Johnny Pez and can confirm that he (or she) is utterly unconnected with the wicked persons or persons responsible for this "blog", who have hijacked his (or her) good name for the purposes of spreading their vile Ahrimanist propaganda.
I suspect conspiratorial activity by Kramer Associates, myself.
In fact, "Johnny Pez" is part of an international cabal of Zoroastrian extremists dedicated to the complete eradication of all rival faiths and the establishment of Zoroastrianism as the One True World Religion.
It goes without saying that the Mazda Motor Corp. is in on the plot as well. Muhuhuhuhahamazda!
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