Even though we've still got at least ten more months to go before George W. Bush gives up his stolen office, it's not too early to go over some of the most important lessons we've learned since he seized power after the 2000 election.
1. When a Republican tries to steal an election, don't let him!
2. When a Republican tries to start a war, don't let him!
3. When a Republican tries to break the law, don't let him!
Simple enough lessons to learn, you might think. So simple, in fact, that you wouldn't actually have to see them play out in real life to know what good lessons they are.
So why are there so many people among the D.C. power elite who still haven't learned them?
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Private Hilton Does His Part
The year is 1943.
On the Kentish coast of England is a soldier -- let's call him Hilton, Private Clint Hilton -- manning an anti-aircraft gun. One day, Pvt. Hilton starts firing his AA gun at Allied bombers as they pass overhead on their way to Occupied Europe. Being a fairly proficient chap, he manages to score a couple of hits.
Needless to say, it isn't long before Bomber Command gets wind of Pvt. Hilton's activities, and they send a very angry Group Captain round to have a talk with him.
"Hilton, you blasted idiot! What the bloody hell are you doing firing at our aircraft!" the Group Captain demands.
"Well, sir," Hilton replies earnestly, "what I reckoned was, this is just the sort of thing our lads are going to be facing from Jerry once they cross the Channel. And if they can't take it from me, they certainly won't be able to stand up to Jerry. So, better we find out now while the lads are still on our side of the Channel."
The Group Captain thought this over, then finally said, "I suppose you've got a point, at that. Right then, Private. Carry on!"
"Yes, sir!" Hilton said with a salute, then went back to manning his gun.
On the Kentish coast of England is a soldier -- let's call him Hilton, Private Clint Hilton -- manning an anti-aircraft gun. One day, Pvt. Hilton starts firing his AA gun at Allied bombers as they pass overhead on their way to Occupied Europe. Being a fairly proficient chap, he manages to score a couple of hits.
Needless to say, it isn't long before Bomber Command gets wind of Pvt. Hilton's activities, and they send a very angry Group Captain round to have a talk with him.
"Hilton, you blasted idiot! What the bloody hell are you doing firing at our aircraft!" the Group Captain demands.
"Well, sir," Hilton replies earnestly, "what I reckoned was, this is just the sort of thing our lads are going to be facing from Jerry once they cross the Channel. And if they can't take it from me, they certainly won't be able to stand up to Jerry. So, better we find out now while the lads are still on our side of the Channel."
The Group Captain thought this over, then finally said, "I suppose you've got a point, at that. Right then, Private. Carry on!"
"Yes, sir!" Hilton said with a salute, then went back to manning his gun.
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