Saturday, January 9, 2010

I coulda been a contender

The stars have aligned themselves against us, and the Fates are blowing us a great big raspberry! The Johnny Pez blog was poised to catapault to superstardom, ready to crush all those who opposed us in our relentless drive to be named the Weblog Awards' Best Small Blog of 2009, and now this!

Disappointment is too small a word (and at fourteen letters, it's actually one of the larger words in the English language). After a blow like this, I begin to question existence itself.

Oh death, where is thy sting?


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I knew a wag who wasn't a big fan of Gordon Sumner- his line was, "O Sting, where is thy death?"

Johnny Pez said...

Ba-doom, bam!