Saturday, August 21, 2010

About those Muslims

Let's face facts. It's easy to see why people wouldn't want to see a mosque going up in their neighborhood, or indeed in anyone else neighborhood. After all, it was the Muslims who killed our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. And it's well known that Muslims commonly kidnap and murder Christian children to use their blood in their secret rites. What's more, there's no way the America-hating liberals can deny the vast Muslim plot to take over the world when it's right there in black and white in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Mecca.

So let's not pretend there aren't plenty of good reasons to be suspicious of the Muslims.


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Also, that Abdul Alhazred guy. You know, the guy who wrote Mein Kampf or something.

Hey, yesterday was the anniversary of HPL's birth. Did you make a pilgrimage to his gravesite?

Johnny Pez said...

What??? Travel all the way to Providence? That's practically on the other side of the world!