Saturday, September 3, 2011

How not to book a hotel room

It's Labor Day Weekend, 11:00 PM on a Saturday night in Newport, Rhode Island.

Here's a tip from someone who knows: it's too late now to book a hotel room for the night. They're all gone.


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Could I book a broom closet, or a bit of floorspace in a corner of a ballroom?

Johnny Pez said...

I've actually had guys offer to pay me to let them crash on a couch in the lobby. Suffice to say, the management frowns on that sort of thing.